We’ve never met, but I think we’re going to like each other. Hear me out.

I like people who appreciate the power of a flirtatious glance; who say yes to dessert, literally and metaphorically; who are ready to forget the real world for a while on the arm of a charming stranger. And I bet I can guess what you like, too: a witty, curvaceous babe with good taste in literature and classical music; a woman who smiles easily but isn’t afraid to challenge you; a woman who is so fully in touch with her own pleasure that she knows exactly how to guide you to yours.

I’m especially drawn to men in business suits, nerds of all kinds, gardeners, world travelers, homebodies, hard workers, people who aspire to be hard workers, birdwatchers, New York Philharmonic season ticket holders, dog lovers, record collectors, mad scientists, old souls, modern souls, bookworms, museum wanderers, and pleasure-seekers of any stripe.

See, I know we’re going to get along.

First Glance

Height: 5′ 10″

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde, curly

Bra Size: 32DD

Shoe Size: 9

Tattoos: A few

Piercings: Just the ears

Sexuality: Bi

Smile: Infectious

Rates

1 Hour – $1,000

90 minutes – $1,200

2 hours – $1,400

3 hours – $1,800

4 hours – $2,400

6 hours – $3,000

Overnight – $5,000

+$200 for incall

Ready to get together?

Send an email to carolineblackxx@protonmail.com with the following:

  • Your full name
  • A little bit about yourself
  • When and where you would like to meet
  • Your phone number
  • EITHER a selfie of you holding your photo ID; OR a link to your LinkedIn/company website with your name and photo on it

I can’t wait to meet you!

A few things I love

In case you were thinking about spoiling me ;)

A funky natural wine

A copy of your favorite paperback novel

Peonies

Practical gift cards (Uber, ClassPass, Whole Foods)

Impractical gift cards (Nordstrom, Greenlight Book Store, The Rack Shack)